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The LYSOL story
LYSOL is a solo project of Lysol Leon Bowers(Soylint Green frontman).LYSOL is 90 minutes of creative insanity that was written,recorded,produced and performed over x-mass vacation by........Lysol. E-mail for a copy($3).In the mean time check out the sound files down below.
More of the LYSOL story
Lysol Is the alter ego of the mild manered tv zombie Leon Virgil Bowers. Lysol is the mean streak in Leon's thought parasite infested brain.And leon is the niceness in Lysol's cruel, unloving, sinfested cold metal heart. Most of the time a mixure of the two named Lie Solvent shines through though.Anti Establishment Inc.
The Lysol story Continued....
This brings us to the present day. The old bass player is now in juvenile hall, so one day Lysol was chillin in the hood and along came the fattest red neck hoe he had ever seen. Lysol asked this feller to come play bass for him and the red neck hoe said "ok". So on that day Cornfed Boy joined the insanity.
Get to know Lysol Thanx to: Polly
FULL NAME:Lysol Virgil Bowers
NICKNAMES: Lumpy, Lee Lee,
DOB: 6-22-81
PARENTS: I'm a test tube babie
SIBS: We are all brothers and sisters
SCHOOL: Ocosta
PETS & NAMES: My blue friends in my walls, Oswald, and Kringel
JOBS: being God
HOBBIES: listening to music... playing music, sleeping, making paper
mache pigs, petting my blue friends in my wall. Stalking people named Yoda
and Chewbacca
COLLECTIONS: Bags off brightly colored urine, dr. pepper cans, bits of
corn that I found in my feces
BEST ADVICE EVER GIVEN: From the Blue people in my walls "Don't talk to
the walls unless you know what your talking about"........
FAVORITE NON-SPORT GAME YOU ENJOY: Peeing long distances
FAVORITE NON-SPORT GAME YOU EXCEL AT: Fondleing egg yokes without them
breakings
COOLEST EXPERIENCE: I was sitting in my room watch Dukes of Hazard.
Whaen all of the sudden I heard a rap tap tapping on my window..... So I
went and looked out my window and there they were........ Mario and Luigi,
.... But instead of wearing green and red suits they were wearing lepard
skin care bear suits. Mario was the care bear withe the heart on his tummy
and luigi was the one with the clover on his tummy. They spoke to me through
esp or whatever and said " Come to the darkside luke...... but first lets go
to Chaka Land" So I jumped out my window because now I was a ghost and I
could do those kinds of things..... So jumped down and Mario said " The way
to get to cchaka land was bang your heels three times and say Theres no
place like Chaka Land..... So we all did it at the same time and woosh!!!!
we were in Chaka Land. Now if you havn't been there chaka land is a wierd
place. First we went to Pappa Smurfs house, he gave us three pictures of
that dolphin Flipper and siad you must delivier these pictures to Obe One
Kanobe. So we went to the hills of Sushi De La Kinkos in search of Obe One.
First thing we came in contact with was a Elvis Clone from the third moon of
Tralvalkia. He told us we had to give he two barrels of Candy Corn or he
would kill us. So I shot him with my Photon Torrpedo and we went on our way,
Then we came to Obe One's Living quarter..... Not thinking, I walked right
in his door with out knocking. Boy was that a mistake, there was Obe One
Kenobe wearing women's underwear....... He told Mario Luigi and me that if
we ever told anyone about our expirience he kill us...... So since I've just
told yopu people he's probably comeing for me now!!!!! Farwell Cruel
World!!!!!
SCARIEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE: Killed the Purple Dragon of Endor with
a role of toilet paper.......
FAVORITE THING TO DO IN THE SUMMER: Put on woman's under wear and sit in
my back yard....
FAVORITE THING TO DO IN THE WINTER: Put on womens underwear and hide in
the super market....
SPECIAL SKILL/TALENT: I have an army of Gremlins in my right leg!!!
CHARACTER TRAITS YOU LOOK FOR IN A PERSON: some one who can see the blue
people in my walls......
CHURCH: of Beavis and Butthead
FAVORITE COLOR: orange
FAVORITE FOOD: Pastel cookies,
LEAST FAVORITE FOOD: Quarks (from star trek) fermaldihide
FAVORITE SUBJECT: No Klingons for me thankyou....
LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT: Happy birth day to slugs
FAVORITE SPORT: Dressing like cats
FAVORITE ACTOR: Myself
FAVORITE ACTRESS: My self
FAVORITE CARTOON: Ocosta Jr/Sr high
FAVORITE MOVIE: There will be no more thinking wierd thoughts in my
Class!!!
FAVORITE BOOK: 1984, Catcher in the Rye
FAVORITE VIDEO: Land Before Time
FAVORITE ANIMAL: Monkey...... Blue Monkeys that is!!!1
FAVORITE T.V. SHOW: Hee Haw, Dukes of Hazard, American Gladiators, Fa La
Al La AL LA AL LA AL LA
FAVORITE DAY: Mash pottage day Hooray!!!!
FAVORITE MONTH: June
FAVORITE SEASON: Clark Kent no longer lives on Tralvalkia he is one with
the Granite!!!
FAVORITE HOLIDAY: Poop your pants day!!!!
FAVORITE PART OF THE NEWSPAPER: The ones with frogs getting a little to
friendly!
FAVORITE AMUSEMENT PARK: Chaka Land
FAVORITE THING TO WEAR: Womens Underwear
FAVORITE BAND: Pinch Dog Liqueurs, Shingle in your Pet Lotto Jackson,
Dead Kennedy's, The Doors, Nirvana, the Samisens, Black Flag, The Beetles
FAVORITE SONG(S): No time to Poop ( Ring Won No more slug bait lovers)
Happy Birth Day to Jesus ( Queen Mk. Shrimp) Police Truck (Dead Kennedy's)
Strange Days (the Doors) Nervous Breakdown ( Plaque Flag) A day in the Life
and Helper Skeletal (The Beetles) Lysol Art
Lysol Songs
