School Daze

A mother was having difficulty getting her son up for school.

He pulled the covers over his head. "I'm not going to school," he said. "I'm not ever going again."

"Are you sick?" his mother asked.

"No" he answered. "I'm sick of school. They hate me. They call me names. They make fun of me. Why should I go?"

"I can give you two reasons", the mother replied. "The first is that you're 42 years old. And the second is you're the school principal."