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This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS
| #1: | "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision." |
| #2: | "Recommend that you change YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision." |
| #1: | "This is the captain of a U.S. navy ship. I say again divert YOUR course." |
| #2: | "No, I say again divert YOUR course." |
| #1: | "This is the aircraft carrier Enterprise. We are a large warship of the U.S. Navy. Divert your course NOW!" |
| #2: | "This is a lighthouse. Your call." |