The Golden Years Have Come at Last
- I cannot see,
- I cannot pee,
- I cannot chew,
- I cannot screw.
- My memory shrinks,
- My hearing stinks,
- No sense of smell,
- I look like hell!
- My body is drooping,
- Got trouble pooping.
- The golden years have come at last -
- The Golden Years Can Kiss My Ass!
Updated 6/16/97
