Janis' "Computer Person's Prayer"

The Computer Person's Prayer

Our program, who art in memory,

Hello by thy name

Thy operating system come,

Thy commands be done,

At the printer as they are on the screen.

Give us this day our daily data,

And forgive us our I/O errors

As we forgive those whose logic circuits are faulty.

Lead us not into frustration,

And deliver us from power surges.

For thine is the algorithm, the application and the solution,

Looping forever and ever.

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