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The Ballad of Bill Borg animated man with computer

Once upon a time, long ago, a seed of an idea appeared on the horizon of bits and dots. The idea, spawned by Bill, rapidly grew to awesome proportions, choking out healthy beings left and right.

Suddenly, as Bill surveyed his vast domain, a deep shadow was cast over the planet. From the farthest reaches of space appeared a black, bleak vessel, filled with cyberbeings.

"No!" exclaimed Bill. "It's not . . . . It can't be . . . . It's the Borg!"

From the speakers attached to his computer, Bill heard the fatal words. "Resistance is futile."

Stay tuned to this site for the incredible news. Meanwhile, read someone else's idea about the battle that ensued.Bill Borg Bomb


Yes, it's true. Some computer consultants enjoy poking fun at a certain marketing company that some believe is a software manufacturer. (Heavy sigh!) You'll see what we mean if you click here for our first entry.

Another M*cr*s**t funny - an email that was circulated a while back.

And if you've never mentioned computers and religion in the same sentence, check out this press release.

And then there's a Creation Story that's not to be believed!

Now, if we could only figure out if it's just a cult.


Then there's more benign materials for those who want to learn more about the professional side of the computer industry.


Ever wondered . . .


Updated 6/16/97